happy birthday, frisinator!  always you will be older than me, but for one glorious month of each year, you are numerically a YEAR older than me.  today marks the beginning of that month.  truly, it IS age before beauty!

Insane children's book teaches young horses to say "NAY!" to drugs.

I am visiting my dear yorkieluv on an impromptu trip.  I haven't seen her in forever and she's tempting me with an interesting proposition.  What is it?  I can't tell you just yet, but dizzam, it sounds quite good.

Also, I'd like to wish johnnygomez a wonderful birthday.  Hope yer doing it up like ( Read more... )

This shout out goes to two special ladies: markedformetal and mssaskia.  To mark the occasion, I give you this:

"Birth-ku"

Birthday wishes go
out for two ladies who rock
my world enlivened.

Now who wants their birthday spankings?

To the best lil' bro' a boy could have, happy birthday!  Can't believe you're all grown up and have a job now!  You're "The Man" and you work for "The Man!"  But at least you're not "The Guy!"  Nobody wants to be "The Guy ( Read more... )

I had a belated birthday luncheon with my mom and superrice today.  We ate at one of our favorite hole-in-the-wall Chinese places.  You know the kind: it's nondescript on the outside, inside it is plain and more devoted to functional dining than aesthetics, there's a prominent butcher counter with various roasted animals dangling from hooks and sitting in ( Read more... )

Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.  Thirty Two.

I turned thirty two today.  I don't feel thirty two.  In many ways I still feel like a teenager.  Where did the time go?  I look around and ( Read more... )

Happy B-day, johnnygomez!  It seems that I've been bailing you out of trouble in one form or another since nineteen-eighty-fo'.  Like with tonight's Monitor Madness, or Spinal Meningitis or Errant Hacky Sack, you know I got your back, homes.  So here's to another healthy year filled with more prosperity and less drama. Now write some more posts, dammit ( Read more... )

Today is your birthday, your birthday is today!  May it be as successful and prosperous as you want it to be.  And maybe, just maybe, one of those gifts will be _the ring_ after all ;)